My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.
you guys
are my heroes
tell-me-about-that-dream-where:
The first time Tony said ‘I love you’…
He still believed in heroes.
An Agent of Conviction
^excuse me as I sob into my cereal
weeping openly
UGH
My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.
you guys
are my heroes
A message from the birthday boy.
“FOSTER A CAT FROM YOUR LOCAL SHELTER”
i like how he just talks about sex
and then cats.
ok.
robert must have lost a bet with the devil. now every mention of sex must be followed with themention of kittens
sex and then kittens.
Robert Downey Jr is literally tumblr
Robert Downey Jr is literally Tumblr.
Mad. Respect.
I love it because he talks about two types of pussy
The Avengers according to Tony Stark.
#this one time #Tony thought he was completely alone in his lab#and he called her Anne of Green Gables #he woke up the next morning with a knife dangling from a string above his head #and she replaced all his shampoo with red hair dye#and all his clothes with dresses made for a 12 year old girl from 80 years ago #Tony then hid under the bed until Pepper convinced him it was safe to come out again because Natasha was in Bulgaria on a mission #sometimes Tony thinks that Pepper and Jarvis like Natasha more than him #The Avengers
